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Weeks
of March 19 to April 2, 2007
Classes:
Cisterns
and Water Catchments: Getting Started , March 21st, free. As
sure as rain, you might as well capture it and use it for something
productive. Learn about rain barrels, cisterns, potable and non-potable
water, and how to go self-reliant and flip your local water municipality
the bird. * Also, China,
The Mother of All Gardens , March 22nd, $20. Explore the overwhelming
bio-diversity of China and plant ties to the Pacific Northwest.
* Also, Forensic Genealogy,
March 19th, $5, a discussion on how to extract clues from 19th-century
photographs to identify people and information about the times.
Libations:
A new wine store, Cellar 46,
opens on Mercer Island, March 24th, free, with wine tasting (this
one is a gimme), hors d'oeuvres, and live entertainment. Might as
well pop in for a bit and check it out. * Also, Taste
of Washington Wines , March 20th, $60. A dozen winemakers open
the corks and pour in the swank dungeon of the Pampas
Room. Explore a few great wines and some up-and-comers. * Also,
Hop Scotch Spring Beer
and Scotch Festival , March 23rd, $30, a blast of an event if
drinking and the bar culture is your thing. They'll have beer, scotch,
pub food, and bar bands out to the horizon. This will be one event
where the men's room line is longer than the women's. *
Also, Three Rivers Winery dinner at Salty's,
March 20th, $95, a five-course dinner with selected wines looking
out on to that sumptuous view.
Theater:Camelot,
starting March 20th, $20+, the story we all grew up with, of knights,
magic spells, and sword fights. This has got to be the best
recipe for kids. * Also, Afternoon
of the Elves ends this week at the Seattle
Children's Theater, $20+, the story of three girls and mischievous
village of elves. * Also, Once
Upon a Time in New Jersey, until May 13th, $22+, a 1950's story
of a love triangle with the mob thrown in for good measure.
Opera:Falstaff
, March 30th - April 7th, $35. Seattle Opera's young bucks do their
own yearly production. You get closer to the stage at a discount
from the regular Seattle Opera ticket price, at 99% of the regular
Seattle Opera quality. This is the favorite story about an endearing
but inept ladies man ("Fall Staff" - get it?).
Party:March of the Brides,
March 24th. Dirty Bunnies usual parade of misfits gets together
for another bash. It's a party for brides to wear their wedding
dress once again, yet-to-be brides to break in that new wedding
dress, or an excuse for guys to go in drag.
Dance:Discover
Dance , March 24th, $10. Pacific Northwest Ballet has a big
outreach effort to area schools, and this event is the big pay-out.
Once a year, they gather the elementary and junior high school students
together for a grand performance. Usually only the parents go to
these, which is a shame, because it is a great performance for the
community.
Galas:
Les Dames
Dazzling Dessert Dash , March 27th, $125. The dessert princesses
of Seattle present their A dishes. When going to these, go ahead
and skip lunch, arriving starving, and then make an entire meal
out of chocolates and pastries. * Also, Seattle
Opera Gala , March 31st, $350. You can bet the black ties will
be thick at this event. Think of this as spending $35 for the ticket
to go see Falstaff, and $315 for the gala portion. This event probably
deserves your best black dress of the year (guys included!) * Also,
Gage
Academy Beaux-Arts Auction , March 25th, $125. Think of this
one as a scaled down Poncho Arts Gala Auction. There's entertainment
and fine food with the artwork of regional and national artists
on the auction block.
Training:Naturescaping
Workshop, March 26th & 28th, and Native Plant Salvage ,
March 31st, free. Learn how to create native, low maintenance
landscaping. If you screw it up, then learn how to salvage
the plant. * Also, E-Discovery
Workshop, March 22nd, free, on how to manage electronic information
and the risks of electronic storage. Saying, "Oops, I accidentally
deleted it." doesn't cut it anymore. * Also,
Seattle Wedding Seminar, March 23rd, $79, your needed wedding
info in a class format.
Health:Fun
to be Fit , March 24th, free. Not since Richard Simmons was
sweating to the oldies was breaking a sweat this much fun. The City
of Redmond tries to gets its residents off the couch by marketing
fitness as fun. They're showcasing martial arts programs, jazzercise,
tennis, dance, and other ways to get the body moving. They also
have food samples and one of those kids' bouncy-houses.
Organization:Turkish American Cultural Association
of Washington, to celebrate and promote all things Turkish.
According to world travel trends, Turkey is one of the global hot
spots right now, so here's a local way to find out what the fuss
is about.
Seattle's
Most Irritating Journalists Who
irritates most of all?
Ken
Schram: This one is an easy pick. He delivers a shrill, verbal
head-clubbing with whatever he doesn't like at the moment, which
is a lot. His power comes from being able to irritate people and
getting a rise out of them. Actually, journalism probably
needs a Ken Schram, but not two.
John
Curley of Evening
Magazine : The plastic Ken to Barbie, this guy is kinda like
your irritating brother-in-law - you'd be tempted to kick his ass,
except that he's nominally related to you. This guy is past his
expiration date, and it's time to move on. Come to think of it,
this show is a lot funnier and better when Pat
Cashman is guest-hosting, and it'd be surprising if Seattle
Spin is the only group to make this observation.
Nicole
Brodeur of the Seattle
Times: "Good writer; boring topics" just about sums
it up. She calls her column a conversation with readers, but it's
more of a snoozefest, especially when compared to her counterpart
at the PI, Robert
Jamieson, who's actually interesting. As long as we're on a
Seattle
Times
rant, we'll also throw out a raspberry to the new Girl
About Town column. She writes like a kid who's been given an
expense account for the first time in her life.
Big Fat Hairy
Note:
There will be no issue next week.
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Video:
Blue Angels at SeaFair. (If you can't see the video, your security
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