| Seminars:
The East West Bookshop seems always to have a couple of loopy seminars
on schedule, and next week is no exception.
Healing with Energy, March 18th, $75. These folks will show
you how to tap into universal energy to relieve physical ailments
and chronic pain, in five minutes no less. This should end up being
a short seminar. * Also,
The Morphic Portal, March 17th, $35. Create some concoction
of mantras and portals to obtain your desired outcome, because apparently,
self-discipline and realistic goal-setting alone isn't enough. Actually,
if you want a skeptical counter- perspective on all of this life-force-energy
stuff, visit the James Randi Educational
Foundation.
Networking:
WSA Industry Achievement Awards,
March 21st, $185. The city's biggest tech-schmoozefest is
doing their big annual program, which means more industry heavyweights
than usual. They trot out this year's technology titans who've
accomplished something really outstanding. Besides meeting
great individuals outside your normal circle and scope, a softer
benefit is generating new ideas and getting re-inspired. It
kinda makes you ask yourself, if the winners can make these accomplishments,
then what have you done with your life lately? Anyway, better
load up on business cards before you go.
Women's
Interest:
Realize Your Radiance,
March 17th, $25, a day for women to explore inner beauty. Why are
these soft, feel-good events always female- directed? Like, is there
ever a Realize Your Inner
Dude seminar for guys? Anyway, reclaim a definition
of beauty on your terms instead of the world, through yoga, group
discussion (of course), nutrition, feng shui, massage, and other
woo-woo stuff.
Lecture:
An Archetypal
Approach to Death, March 15th, $20. Meet the grim reaper making
sure you've realized your full potential of self, while understanding
what an insignificant gnat you really are in the larger context
of the cosmos. They'll show Dr. Blum's film,
Appointment with the Wise Old Dog: Dream Images in a Time of Crisis,
and then discuss his work. All of this is based on
Jungian Psychotherapy, which has some heavy, and nonsensical,
concepts. Be skeptical, but not cynical.
Men's
Health:
Gay
Men's Health Seminar, March 15th, free but must RSVP. Learn
how to stay healthy as a gay man here in King
County.
Actually, it seems like the thrust of this is, knock off the risky
sex and the illegal drugs, and you should be alright.
Peace
Events:
Night
of 1000 Dinners, March 17th, by donation; it's also a potluck
event, so bring a dish because no mooches allowed. This annual
event raises awareness and funds for those injured by landmines.
Luckily, we don't have to worry about landmines here, but in other
nations, they're like candy. Got a beef with your neighbor? Then
it's a landmine in his backyard. * Also, Got
Peace? March 14th & 18th, free. This one is for inner spiritual
peace, not world-wide peace. Watch a DVD and discuss how to achieve
internal bliss with Indian guru Prem Rawat.
Class:
Introduction to Massage, March 17th, free. This class isn't
so much how to do something nice for your sweetie; rather, it's
a day-in-the-life of a massage practitioner. Learn how the body
works, and then how to relax it with physiology, kinesiology, and
some table massage.
Gardening:
Orchid
Care & Hands-on Clinic, March 17th, $25, at the Volunteer
Park Conservatory. Depending on which statistics you believe,
more people in the US
dig gardening and flowers over birding. So, if you're in this majority,
here's everything you need to know to generate neighbor-envy come
blossom time.
Teaching:
Teachable Traditions: Tales, Toys
and Crafts from Around the World A Mosaic Workshop for K-8 Educators,
March 17th, $45. Educators gain a deeper understanding of world
cultures by creating some international crafts and toys. Elsewhere
in the world, this would be called sweat-shop labor, but here in
the US, it's "education." The keynote speaker introduces
toys and tales from around the world.
Organization:
Evergreen Volkssporting, not
transportation by Volkswagens, but by foot. A Volkssport is a 10K
walk, meaning just that - it's not timed, it's not competitive,
and you're not pestering people for pledges for some charity they
don't care about. Take a friend and gab through this, and you'll
barely notice it was a workout.
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Marketing
Through Obfuscation
Though it's a bit counter-intuitive, trying to make something hidden
actually causes more interest than something clamoring for attention:

Skull
and Bones: This is one of the granddaddies of conspiracy organizations,
the Yale student society prodigiously producing US presidents and
industry titans. Their closed and secret society generates enormous
notoriety, so imagine how much interest they'd generate if they
really laid it on the line, "Yea, we're just a bunch of frat
boys who end up getting drunk and creating a ruckus. We have some
interesting artifacts and silly ceremonies, and this really cool
legacy, but that just about sums it up."
Companies in Stealth Mode: A company is developing a product,
but it's not telling you what it is, and it won't sell it to you.
Whether or not this works as a business strategy, the strategy itself
becomes paradoxical: the stealth company generates more interest,
and secrets and speculation soon leak out, negating the secret advantage.
"Banned"
books, music, and files.
As soon as something is banned, by a school board, a church, or
any group, of course, everyone wants to see what's causing the buzz.
For those who use file sharing networks to swaps songs and videos,
many of the titles include "Banned!!!" which is really
no more than a teaser to induce someone to download the file (usually
some sort of advertisement masquerading as something else.)
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