| Lectures:
Tracing Family Roots
through DNA, Feb 12th, $5. When the paper trail for your family
ancestry smacks into a dead end, here's how to find out who you're
really related to. There could be a few surprises in your
family tree. * Also, Runner's
Clinic on Snow, Feb 11th, $50. This sounds like snow-shoeing
packaged as a fancy running class to us. It's a good workout in
the snow, but that cold air can really strip down the throat sometimes
if you're not careful. * Also,
Logical Universe, Feb 5th, free. The universe has a lot more
harmony and order than some people give it credit for, at least
those who subscribe to some hokey mystical reason behind every happenstance.
Learn how the universe operates in wonderful synchronicity with
physical laws. *
Also, A World Free of Nuclear Weapons - Is It Possible? Feb
7th, free. Nuclear-free is certainly a noble idea, but is it Pollyanna-ish,
especially as the world seems a little more dangerous every year?
Environmental:
King County Master
Recycler Program, starting Feb 6th. Some people want to
be masters of business or politics; some would be happy with being
masters of their castle. Hell, some would settle for being masters
of their domain! In this class series, you get to be master
of composting and recycling. Program participants receive
approximately 40 hours of training on waste prevention, recycling,
home composting, natural yard care, and alternative disposal methods.
Steak Restaurants:
This one is a gimmie since it's a Seattle institution, but El
Gaucho continues to impress. They just celebrated their
10th anniversary of wowing Seattle diners, so if you haven't been
there in a while, it's time to get in for a meal and be reminded
of why they're at the top. * Also, Ruth's
Chris Steak House, in Seattle
and Bellevue. This place has more of a subtle, sophisticated,
low-key vibe, where the focus is on the meal. Their lunch
menu is fantastic, but if you combine it with red wine, be ready
for a little noontime siesta afterwards.
Activity:
Karate Open
House, Feb 6th (and the first Tuesday of every month), free.
Ever watch one of those karate flicks where some super-duper ninja
turns a swarm of bad-guys into a stack of cordwood? Well,
of course, the reality is a lot less, but the benefits, both physical
and mental, are just as great. Too bad you hafta wait until,
like, lesson one hundred, before you get to whip out the num-chucks.
Actually, that may not be such a bad rule, because you'll probably
just end up whapping yourself in the 'nads anyway.
Party:
Chat with Women Listeners
Party, Feb 7th, $35. Two of Seattle's most vivacious ladies
host their own blowout, kinda a girly-girl thing. Besides
food, fashion, and pampering, they've got a couple of special guests,
such as this lipologist, someone who can supposedly read you as
a person by reading your lip blot. When women get together
in packs, it's always a hoot.
Performing
Arts:
Kirkland Performance Center,
with multiple shows coming up, including Spaghetti
Western - Washington Wind Symphony, Feb 9th, International
Guitar Night, Feb 10th, and Jack
and the Beanstalk, Feb 11th. While Bellevue (and, to a lesser
extent, Redmond) still strive to get their Arts & Culture scene
on the same level as the grandeur of their cities, the KPC in Kirkland
has been cranking out the little gems for a while now. Their
show variety is also impressive.
Taxes:
Tax assistance, through April 15th, at various locations, in
multiple languages, free. Last year, this group helped stick
it to Uncle Sam, getting $10 million back for its filers.
This is an especially good service for immigrants and those confused
about the Earned Income Tax Credit. They also have other services,
such as public benefit education, debt and home ownership counseling,
and financial education. Finally, they offer free E-filing.
Gathering:
Caledonian-St. Andrews
Society Social Gathering, Feb 9th, $5 donation. You know
what a hearty breed those Scots are. This is for all those
Scots, or those who admire Scottish culture. They'll have
a Scottish jewelry appraiser there as well, doing their own little
version of the Antiques Road Show.
Dance:
Valentine's Singles Mixer for Cancer Survivors, Feb 9th, free.
Save rehashing your cancer story, at least for this event, since
everyone will have one.
Family:
Redmond Playgroup
Meeting, Feb 12th, free. Here's more proof that becoming a parent
can make you boring. Your once free-wheeling life gets sucked down
the drain, and you're relegated to handing out quarters at Chuck
E. Cheese. Find companionship with other parents of tots aged 2-4
years.
Organization:
Pacific Northwest Psychoanalytic
Society. Talk about an Analyze
This! sort of situation. Ever talk to a psychoanalyst
at a party sometime? One picks up the vibe that their meter is still
running, doing their own psychoanalysis in the back of his mind.
Anyway, here's their local professional society, helping to make
Seattle as sane as it can be. |
Manly
Man Activities:
For a guy, he's gotta have testosterone to burn to put up with the
crap he's going to be flipped for these pastimes. Screw eating
BBQ and acting obnoxious - here's what real men are up to:

Quilting,
Knitting, or Needlepoint.
Men are definitely in the minority in this activity. Some
of these guys have to form their own support
groups. We hear that surgeons take up needlepoint to keep
their fingers nimble. Of course, their output is more guy-oriented,
like skull caps or quilts of Harleys. Now, if they can move
onto knitting a beer can hat, then they're legit.
Pedicures:
This is something every guy should do once, but only once.
Feet are not exactly the most flattering part of a man's body.
Its kinda nice to have someone fussing over you in this way, and
soaking your feet in water with rose petals is a decadent feeling.
Take this up when sandal weather comes out, but don't ever go for
a pedicure with another dude, though.
Braiding
Hair:
It's easy to see how seven-year-old girls get into this; braiding
has a soothing vibe and has that bonding thing going for it. That
silky hair can really feel like, well, silk. If braiding hair
isn't in your talent range, then
brushing hair is a good alternative - that can have
a sensual feel to it. If you combine brushing hair with a
scalp massage, then you're in the money.
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