| Halloween:
Jinxed, Oct 27th,
$15, sort of a Vaudeville take on Halloween with a marching band,
performance of Houdini's water escape, acrobatic martial arts, and
a reenactment of Michael Jackson's Thriller zombie dance.
* Also, Halloween
Bash 2006, Oct 28th, $25. This party used to
be good, but it's getting to be too big and unwieldy to be really
kick-ass Halloween-level fun. Go to this one if you can't
find anything else better to do. * Also, if you want
a a smaller venue that's a bit more genuine, then consider Cadaver
Cadabra at Studio Seven,
Oct 31st, $10. Actually, this one is an all-ages
gig. It's a party in a dress-up creepy atmosphere with artists
and aficionados of the macabre. * Also, different Halloween
events at Pacific
Science Center, Oct 27 - 29th. Ad you'd expect,
these are events tailored for fun peppered with education.
Food
Events:
Under the
Alki Moon Wine Dinner, Oct 16th, $125. Italian
cookbook author Roberto Russo and Hanson Small vineyards tag-team
for a five-course dinner. It's at these semi-private wine
dinners where the full flavor and fun of food emerge. The
chefs get a more expansive forum to express their talents, and you
get to hear the background stories from the chefs and wine masters.
* Also, Little
Italy, Oct 16th, $35. A dozen restaurants and
a dozen wineries team up. You get a small bite at each station,
and by the time you've made the circuit, you're plenty full and
pleasantly feeling the wine. Probably better than the food
are the Ferraris and Lamborghinis on display.
Gala:
First Night for Charity,
Oct 25th, $200. This gala is the first night of
the PSADA International Auto Show, and is cool for three reasons.
First, it's a benefit for Junior Achievement. Second, there's
no cheesy auction to get in the way of the party. Third, they
have some amusing activities going on like a scavenger hunt, fashion
show, and "celebrity" entertainment, so non-motor heads can enjoy
themselves, too.
Health:
Noogiefest by Gilda
Club, Oct 27th, free. It's probably a fair
assumption that people with cancer could use a smile, so this event
provides it. Come in Halloween costume to enjoy the International
Pirates, games, treats, food, fortune teller, and other activities
to help lift the spirit. * Also, Alive
Expo, Oct 21 - 22nd, $12+ (save $5 with code AEW06)
If you're full from eating at the food events, then roll down to
this expo. At these Wellness expos-they're worth going to,
but don't leave your skepticism behind. They have their share
of good health advice backed by solid science, as well as folks
literally hawking magic pills and other spiritual, namby-pampy feel-good
advice.
Opera:
The Bravo folks are
hosting a party at the Museum of Flight, Oct 18th,
$10. This group always manages to hit the cool venues in town.
It's sort of the über-crowd sans martini glasses, with performances
by the young artists. Actually, "young" for opera
talent just means someone in their 20's. * If you prefer
the real opera, then The
Italian Girl in Algiers, until Oct 28th, $45+.
Somewhat zany, this comic opera remains stubbornly popular and tough
to produce. Anyway, by the time you amortize the ticket price
by the number of personal chuckles, it ends up being pretty cheap.
Performing
Arts:
Sing Tango: Songs and Dances of Argentina, Nov 4-5th,
$20. Seattle Choral Company opens its 25th year on that salsa-y
Latin-blood thing. Tango music infuses European, African,
and American jazz into that sensual dance form. * Also,
Company
opening at the 5th Avenue Theater, starting Oct 17th,
$20+, a musical that won its awards back in '71, is a comedy of
five married couple told through the eyes of a perpetual bachelor.
* Also, Sophisticated
Ladies, Oct 28th, $30. It's big dancing to
the big orchestra sounds of Duke Ellington.
Activity:
Zombie Walk, Oct 29th,
free. This is one of those, "Why? Why not?"
sort of events. Apparently, folks dress as zombies and then
go for a stroll in the city looking creepy, and supposedly getting
a kick out of the odd looks from passerby's. If anything,
it provides a new perspective to "Eat the rich!" and "Dine
on Seattle Shoppers."
Family:
Chicks Play Hard, Oct
28th, free, an event to build confidence in girls 9-13
by developing self-expression and risk-taking. Go to this
event whistling Thank Heaven for Little Girls. One
good thing about this event is the activities are led by high-school
girls (who in turn are led by adults), providing a guide that's
a bit more easy to relate to. * Also, Pumpkin
Prowl at Woodland Park Zoo, Oct 27 - 29th, $9.
Actually, the zoo can kinda be a creepy place at night when it's
dark and strange animal sounds surround you. The zoo builds
on this with a special kidlet event.
Lecture:
Shaping Globalization: Economic & Social Justice - Can We Have
It All?, Oct 16th, $15. Joseph Stiglitz, a Nobel
prize-winning economist, essentially talks how how to get the good
out of globalization (increased intellectual property right enforcement,
better human rights) and not the bad (environmental damage, depressed
wages.)
Organization:
The Washington State Society of
Healthcare Attorneys This is mostly a trade association of attorneys
involved in both sides of health care honing their skills and staying
on top of current practices. For the average civilian, this
group is probably only relevant if you get sick and need an attorney
on your side, where "Are you a member of the WSSHA?" becomes
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Conspiracy
Lust
Why
do people so readily hook into conspiracy theories? As Dan
Brown demonstrated, everyone loves a conspiracy. Perhaps
it's our cynicism, the temptation of blaming some unknown boogieman,
or simple attraction to a mystery. Generally, for a conspiracy
to work, three items must happen: no one is ever able to peer inside
the black box, the conspiracy is flawlessly executed, and everyone
involved is able to keep the secret - for life. Anyone who's
ever been involved in any business or military operation knows how
extremely rare this is. Actual attempts to implement conspiracy
show otherwise, such as Watergate and Iran-Contra. Nonetheless,
conspiracies attract interest like a pile of dog crap attracts flies.

Republicans and big oil conspired to lower oil prices.
This seems to be a case of backwards deduction. Gasoline prices
take a big dive before November and Republicans are in bed with
big oil, so something must be foul, right? For
this one to work, a group would be able to control the enormous
complexities of world oil dynamics, and of course, keep all communication
completely hidden while doing so.
AIDs
was deliberately manufactured. This conspiracy seemed to be
in vogue in the 80's. Supposedly, AIDs was purposefully manufactured
to injure the groups most affected: homosexuals, Africans, or others.
Of course, this conveniently ignores the first cases of AIDs was
positively diagnosed in 1959 (and was probably active before then),
when biotechnology was simply too primitive at that time to create
anything as complex as the AIDs virus.
Various
9/11 theories Pick your favorite conspiracy theory here,
which mostly either have the government playing a part in 9/11,
or knew about it and did nothing to prevent the disaster.
According to polls, 1-in-3 Americans now believe in some conspiracy
elements of 9/11. Again, this seems to be a case of backwards
deduction. To some, the Bush Administration has acted so aggressively
to 9/11, they must've wanted it to happen, or actually made 9/11
happen. A
Popular Mechanics article did a good job taking apart
the most prevalent theories swirling about 9/11.
Big Fat
Hairy Note:
Starting in November, Seattle Spin will be releasing video segments
along with the issues.
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